The reasons I'm too good for Daylight Savings Time

I've gotten a lot of crap from most of you about this, so I'm going to tell you the reasons I'm too good for Daylight Savings Time:

1. It's hard to save daylight when you have so goshdarn much of it! Try telling a Bank of America executive to save money... that's what the equivalent is.
2. We flatly refuse to do anything that Nebraska also does. We are above them.
3. We like to go against the mold. Case and point, my state rock is petrified wood. NOT EVEN A ROCK BUT WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO THESE RULES! Arizona goes by it's own rules.
4. You don't need to follow the rules of the weather when you control the weather. Like me. Arizona rules the weather. The x-man Storm was originally called Arizona.
5. John McCain likes night time.

So there you have it, assholes. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go work on my tan and hit on the hot girls that go to my state university.

Peace, bitches.

You want to hear more about me?!

Fine! I'll indulge you.

Here are a few of the state creatures and plants of the good ol' 48th state:

• State Amphibian -- Arizona Tree Frog
• State Bird -- Cactus Wren
• State Butterfly -- Two-tailed Swallowtail
• State Fish -- Apache trout
• State Flower -- Saguaro Cactus blossom
• State Mammal -- Ring-tailed Cat
• State Reptile -- Arizona Ridge-Nosed Rattlesnake
• State Tree -- Palo verde

I know what you're thinking, so I'm going to answer your question:

Yes we have a state amphibian. Jealous?

Analyzing the flag

Look at my beautiful, beautiful flagggggggg:

You know what it means? Of course you don't, you're not me, you're not ARIZONA! So I'm going to tell you what it means.

I'm the star. Arizona is the star kinda like we're the star in the eye of the United States, and all the rays coming out of us show our brilliance and how we're radiating above everyone else.

All the other states are found in the blue... because you're beneath me. I'm Arizona and I'm SPECTACULAR!

Welcome to my blog!

Hi everyone,

My name is Arizona and welcome to my blog... that's right, the state Arizona... that's me, and I've made this blog because I'm too good to be written about in only print and television. I need to have my thoughts come out on the INTERNET!

A few things you should know about me:

• I'm a state... duhhhhhh
• I was the 48th state, the last and therefore best of the main 48. So therefore I'm the young spoiled child.
• I hate Martin Luther King, Jr. day with a passion, but that's okay because I'm ARIZONA!
• I don't honor Daylight Savings Time the same way I didn't honor Martin Luther King Jr. day because I have better things to do with my time... like be spoiled.

I'm Arizona and I'm the BEST!