The reasons I'm too good for Daylight Savings Time

I've gotten a lot of crap from most of you about this, so I'm going to tell you the reasons I'm too good for Daylight Savings Time:

1. It's hard to save daylight when you have so goshdarn much of it! Try telling a Bank of America executive to save money... that's what the equivalent is.
2. We flatly refuse to do anything that Nebraska also does. We are above them.
3. We like to go against the mold. Case and point, my state rock is petrified wood. NOT EVEN A ROCK BUT WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO THESE RULES! Arizona goes by it's own rules.
4. You don't need to follow the rules of the weather when you control the weather. Like me. Arizona rules the weather. The x-man Storm was originally called Arizona.
5. John McCain likes night time.

So there you have it, assholes. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go work on my tan and hit on the hot girls that go to my state university.

Peace, bitches.